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July 21, 2009

Blood Water

My plumber's name is Norman.

We have freaky plumbing in our house. Sometimes, when I turn on the tap, I get a gassy explosion followed by red water. It's not so bad in the sink, but it's awful in the toilet because the redness settles everywhere and is hard to clean. Guests might think we never clean them.

But I like it when I take a shower. It looks a little bit like Psycho.

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May 28, 2009

Tiny Toilets

Aim carefully

One day I popped into the bathroom at my daughter's school. It was hilarious: the sinks and toilets are scaled-down to accommodate the tiny dimensions of preschoolers. This presented an aiming challenge for me, but I'm proud to say that I managed the task admirably.

I'm not sure why they make these; nobody has micro-facilities in their own homes. Maybe it's just to let them know what the bathroom experience will be like when they're all grown up.

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